- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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