- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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