A baby seal walks into a club.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Knock knock knock OCD

Nobody cares maddie!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Adam Chebali is awesome

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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