- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what did the man say to the other man? hey

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Women's rights

The Oakland Raiders

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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