- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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