- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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