Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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