- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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