Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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