You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Hi.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Please don't shoot me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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