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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's blue? The sky.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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