- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? come in

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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