What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Obama lin Baden.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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