- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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