- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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