- Anti Joke

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said