Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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