What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A man goes to the potty.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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