- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that wall over there ->

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

knock knock come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

WOMENS RIGHTS

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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