- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

LO AND BEHOLD!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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