- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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