- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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