- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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