- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

I named my son ps2 controller

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Feminism

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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