What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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