What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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