Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Yo Momma So Fat!

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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