- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

So a seal walks into a club.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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