Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Do the roar!

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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