Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Yo mama so fat.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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