You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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