-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

here's a joke... the american education society

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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