- Anti Joke

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.