What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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The cream, it is coming

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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