- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Wenis Penis

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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