- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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