Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Neither did she.

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I love pissing people off :P

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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the NAACP

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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