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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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