- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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