- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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