Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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WNBA

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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