- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

class is canceled. My professor died.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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