- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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