- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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