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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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