- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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