- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Allah walked into AK Bar

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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