Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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