- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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