- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris is hairy

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

This is not funny.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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