- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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