- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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