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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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