- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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