What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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