Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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A fat guy!

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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