A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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your face is kinda funny

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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