- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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