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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

I have read the terms and conditions

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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