Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Gay rights.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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whats black and strange a paki

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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