3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Nobody cares maddie!

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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