- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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