- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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