A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...