- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

the sky is green no it is not

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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