- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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