A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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woman's rights

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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