- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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