What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

knock knock!? . . No.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What is the name of the car? What

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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