- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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