- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A house comes around the corner.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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