- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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