- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

guess what>? your mum lol

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

white or wheat? wheat please.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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