- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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