- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

being sober in a bar fight

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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