- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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