Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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