- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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