A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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