Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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