- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Knock Knock Come in

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Barack Obama

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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