- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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