- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Once upon a time a was born

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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