what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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