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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

I love you

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Heskey time.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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