I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Albert your flies undone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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