Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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