- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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