- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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