- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

One, two, three, four and five

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

im @ work, LOL.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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