- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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