- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Your mother is so fat.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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