- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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