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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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