- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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