I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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im @ work, LOL.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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