- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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