How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

thumb_up thumb_down -2

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I'm Coming

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

thumb_up thumb_down -2

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A fat guy!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

i wonder who made this website? a human

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops