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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Knock Knock No solicitors

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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