- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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