- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

A russian gives away vodka.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

what is the world worst joke? this one

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

This is an anti-joke.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

read this sentence again.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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