- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Sixty... eight

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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