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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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