- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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