How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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