- Anti Joke

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?