What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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