You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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feminine literature

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Anti Joke

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