- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Whats green? The color green.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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