Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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