- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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