- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

NEVER

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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