Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Anti Joke

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