Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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