- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??