- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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