- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

You are joking right?

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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