- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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