Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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