What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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