- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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