- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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