- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Gay rights.

Your big dick.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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