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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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