- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Jimmy Saville

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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