Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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