- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

There's my tractor.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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