- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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