What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

He--Hey guys

Why are they the "living" daylights?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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