- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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