- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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