- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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