- Anti Joke

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.