what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Apple hates Blackberry.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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