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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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