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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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