- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's worse than this That :(

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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