- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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