- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.