Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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