- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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A bar walks into a man

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Albino African Americans

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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