why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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miha kako si?

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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96

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Anti Joke

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