Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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