Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What's 9+10? 19

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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