- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Small Penis.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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