2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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