- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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