- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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