The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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