What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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