- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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