- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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