A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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