Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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