what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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