Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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epic win?

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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