How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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