Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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