- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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