- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Yo Momma So Fat!

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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