- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

TRICERATOPS!

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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