- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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batman farted so hes retarded

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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