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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

I am quite mature.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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