Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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