- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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