- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

asians have slitted eyes lol

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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