- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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