- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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