Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Women's rights

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Jimmy Saville

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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