- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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