What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Anti Joke

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