- Anti Joke

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

knock knock? come in

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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