- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

sky silverstein

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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