- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A man penetrates another man.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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