- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What's the new green? Green

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