Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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