How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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