whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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How old are you? 7

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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