A black man walks out of a police station

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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