whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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