Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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