- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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