A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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My spelling is horrible

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I'm so punny.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Hello

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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