- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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