- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Yellow People !!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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