Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

women's rights.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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